Product Features:

100-percent-cotton
Premium, hand-dyed shirt
Screenprinted using environmentally safe, water based inks.
Features a leather feel label so comfortable there is never a need to cut it out.
Special Order Item.
Available in Various Sizes. 
 

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Product Description
The Mountain T-Shirts are premium, hand-dyed shirts screenprinted using environmentally safe, water based inks. They feature a leather feel label so comfortable there is never a need to cut it out.

 But now it's gone viral and everyone wants one. It has become US Amazon's number one apparel bestseller, with sales having risen by 2,300 per cent, and its manufacturer having to print 400,000 more just to keep up with demand.

Why? Because of the spate of ironic reviews prompted by this one on the Amazon website:

"This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women." (5,747 out of 5,789 people found this review helpful).

Soon dozens of other happy customers were paying tribute to the T shirt's aphrodisiacal effcts:

"I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shrit; suffice to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I'm also more confident at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt (I should say "shirts", since I now own 23 of them)."

And to its sartorial elegance:

"The black color is slimming and also allows it to be worn in more formal settings in which a colored one would be inappropriate. I frequently find myself wearing this shirt with a pair of cuffless, flat-front Zanella trousers and Ferragamo bit loafers for an evening out. Adding a blazer when a jacket is called for feels right as well."

And to its religious inspiration:

"The eternal question: What would Jesus wear? (aka: WWJW?)
The obvious answer: Three Wolves and a Moon"

And to its miraculous powers:

"Lo and behold, a portal opened on my chest and brilliant white light emanated from it. My ears rang with the voices of generations of Ancient Wolves -- who all spoke like James Earl Jones -- whispering to me, revealing dark secrets in an unspeakable tongue. My mind latched on to the highest level of consciousness as the underlying structure of the Universe, nay, Multiverse was revealed to me."

The praise has not been unanimous, however. One disappointed customer writes:

"...Having owned this shirt for three weeks now and having tried it out in a variety of situations, both formal and informal, I'm beginning to believe that some of the benefits ---- as described by other reviewers ---- are exaggerated."

Now never let it be said again that Americans can't do irony.